Michael Palascak: Parenting Isn’t A Full Time Job, It’s An Internship

Michael Palascak: Parenting Isn’t A Full Time Job, It’s An Internship

If parenting is a full-time job, stand-up comedian Michael Palascak isn’t interested in that line of work.

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50 comments

  • MrTingles

    I can hear Blake Wexler laughing in the crowd…

  • Donika691

    procreating shouldn’t be a rule to get married, what about adoption? what about people who are just infertile? are they saying infertile people can’t get married? Marriage should be for love and having children should be their choice, also adoption shouldn’t be seen as lesser than biological. There are many children in the world who need love. Also he’s a funny guy 😀

  • Julie Popp

    Funny dude, glad I decided to have no children lol 😀 Don’t even like myself how could I have loved my kids ha!

  • joel repp

    2€ predictable

  • LoveliAngelVibes

    I’m in love. Sam…you better not slip…

  • Alex Dkbrst

    One of the better ones I’ve seen on the show. Solid material and great delivery 👍

  • Trish Truitt

    "Love for 10-13 years" LOL. This guy is funny. Low-key but it creeps up on you.

  • mondovb

    He had the moms in the crowd in tears. Definitely spot on about the parenting though, which left me wondering that for someone who isn’t a parent yet, how in the fuck did he know all of this so well?

  • Alex Amerri

    Mitch Hedburg style lines and delivery.

  • Daniel Lee

    Smart, Witty, Insightful Humor without the crass language. Truly a lost art form. Well done Michael!

  • jim ford

    He’s good. Honest, Refreshing, and challenging. I hope he too always has "those dates booked".

  • rcppcsk

    I love that last joke. It’s true. If a virgin woman could have a baby, why wouldn’t a gay man be able to?

  • Marjolijn Stam

    Even though the themes ‘girlfriend’ and ‘religion’ have been done many times, his content is original! Bravo! I love it 😂

  • Shawn Kay

    Wow i actually have .10cents in my account right now.

  • Shawn Smith

    Eh,…not funny

  • Marjolijn Stam

    I laughed out loud 😂😂 this is so damn funny!

  • Jace Cavacini

    I don’t usually dig the stand up comedians in the show, but this guy’s delivery was great and the jokes were funny without relying on tired relationship or gender cliches/stereotypes so many still seem to rely on.

  • Life of lilli T

    Barnsley fc

  • Andy L

    3:09 great joke!!

  • Will Bryan

    Simple yet clever!

  • MrCalifornia1234

    👍👍

  • Matthew Conway

    fantastic job

  • Arul jothi kamalbabu

    He is good ..

  • Joshua Van Dyken

    Shout out to Grand Rapids!

  • Shenell Robb

    😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • Jason Adkins

    Best guy I’ve seen on the show easily

  • Mahmoud El Arch

    Discount Scott Adkins

  • michael m

    So weird, he wasn’t on the same stage.

  • Chinita PR

    I found this set slow and painful. He wrote good material but his delivery needs work.

  • Esoteric One

    He was funny. I’d pay a cover charge to see him.

  • Orchidomania

    I believe in gay Mark 😂😂😂

  • jmisc

    he is good

  • Judith Nagle

    Funny, however the Church is not about procreation only nor how. There are still all kinds of general nazis walking around, some with an impossible *sex change*, all impersonating both gay and heterosexual people. All are using kids they stole whom they use to stage all kinds of "passed down and inherited*, including sex change. The gay crowd didn’t ask the governments for permission to marry. They wanted to file their partners as dependants. Same as the common-law in the sixties. That is all.

  • TCt83067695

    4:17 The way he says ‘what happened?’ reminds me of mitch hedberg

  • Craig Kay

    Michael Phelps does stand up comedy now?

  • Cody Bell

    He claims to love the band Cage the Elephant. New album coming soon too.

  • Thomas Raywood

    The contorting of science and religion. Genius.

  • Ernesto Marcos

    After hearing Catholics use science as an argument for being against legalizing abortion here in Argentina, his comment was just perfect.

  • Leon Deveraux

    #GayMark #VirginMark We just need to BeLieVe

  • james evarts

    safd

  • closuitm

    actually some gay couples can get pregnant

  • BluntforceJ

    He looks like the "40 year old rapist".

  • AngryNotSoOldHippy

    Not even remotely funny

  • Caryl Zook

    Ha! If they can believe in the Virgin Mary, why can’t they believe in gay Mark? Good one!!

  • LadyHashZ

    Thanks for this. It put me to sleep

  • breath888

    When he said 13 years, I yelled "10 YEARS", and he goes, "Ten to thirteen years" lmaooooooo

  • Devon Lockwood

    Funny guy!

  • TNM001

    really good, liked it

  • Rikker de kikker

    This guy killed it.

  • Kiki-san

    The Nazis by the way had to same procreation agenda as the Catholics still have. Also: enough orphans. So as long as they don’t have parents procreation is not needed – or as Catholics say: it’s a sin.