Michael Palascak: Parenting Isn’t A Full Time Job, It’s An Internship
Michael Palascak: Parenting Isn’t A Full Time Job, It’s An Internship
If parenting is a full-time job, stand-up comedian Michael Palascak isn’t interested in that line of work.
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I can hear Blake Wexler laughing in the crowd…
procreating shouldn’t be a rule to get married, what about adoption? what about people who are just infertile? are they saying infertile people can’t get married? Marriage should be for love and having children should be their choice, also adoption shouldn’t be seen as lesser than biological. There are many children in the world who need love. Also he’s a funny guy 😀
Funny dude, glad I decided to have no children lol 😀 Don’t even like myself how could I have loved my kids ha!
2€ predictable
I’m in love. Sam…you better not slip…
One of the better ones I’ve seen on the show. Solid material and great delivery 👍
"Love for 10-13 years" LOL. This guy is funny. Low-key but it creeps up on you.
He had the moms in the crowd in tears. Definitely spot on about the parenting though, which left me wondering that for someone who isn’t a parent yet, how in the fuck did he know all of this so well?
Mitch Hedburg style lines and delivery.
Smart, Witty, Insightful Humor without the crass language. Truly a lost art form. Well done Michael!
He’s good. Honest, Refreshing, and challenging. I hope he too always has "those dates booked".
I love that last joke. It’s true. If a virgin woman could have a baby, why wouldn’t a gay man be able to?
Even though the themes ‘girlfriend’ and ‘religion’ have been done many times, his content is original! Bravo! I love it 😂
Wow i actually have .10cents in my account right now.
Eh,…not funny
I laughed out loud 😂😂 this is so damn funny!
I don’t usually dig the stand up comedians in the show, but this guy’s delivery was great and the jokes were funny without relying on tired relationship or gender cliches/stereotypes so many still seem to rely on.
Barnsley fc
3:09 great joke!!
Simple yet clever!
👍👍
fantastic job
He is good ..
Shout out to Grand Rapids!
😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Best guy I’ve seen on the show easily
Discount Scott Adkins
So weird, he wasn’t on the same stage.
I found this set slow and painful. He wrote good material but his delivery needs work.
He was funny. I’d pay a cover charge to see him.
I believe in gay Mark 😂😂😂
he is good
Funny, however the Church is not about procreation only nor how. There are still all kinds of general nazis walking around, some with an impossible *sex change*, all impersonating both gay and heterosexual people. All are using kids they stole whom they use to stage all kinds of "passed down and inherited*, including sex change. The gay crowd didn’t ask the governments for permission to marry. They wanted to file their partners as dependants. Same as the common-law in the sixties. That is all.
4:17 The way he says ‘what happened?’ reminds me of mitch hedberg
Michael Phelps does stand up comedy now?
He claims to love the band Cage the Elephant. New album coming soon too.
The contorting of science and religion. Genius.
After hearing Catholics use science as an argument for being against legalizing abortion here in Argentina, his comment was just perfect.
#GayMark #VirginMark We just need to BeLieVe
safd
actually some gay couples can get pregnant
He looks like the "40 year old rapist".
Not even remotely funny
Ha! If they can believe in the Virgin Mary, why can’t they believe in gay Mark? Good one!!
Thanks for this. It put me to sleep
When he said 13 years, I yelled "10 YEARS", and he goes, "Ten to thirteen years" lmaooooooo
Funny guy!
really good, liked it
This guy killed it.
The Nazis by the way had to same procreation agenda as the Catholics still have. Also: enough orphans. So as long as they don’t have parents procreation is not needed – or as Catholics say: it’s a sin.