Amiri’s Rants – Parenting

Amiri’s Rants – Parenting

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50 comments

  • Timothy Blackburn

    bro!!! u need to do a show with Tommy Sotomayor!!! it wld be golden!!!

  • jessica rodriguez

    "I can’t get my skinny jeans off" …da fuq? lol 😂😂
    I agree with you Amiri! I have 3 kids… 10 6 and 4 never put this shit in….

  • viddergrapho

    Don’t be hatin’, Amiri, do like my daddy did and use it as an IQ test! When I was about three my mom made him put those things on the cabinets. I was a curious lil’ shit, so I sat and watched while my sisters ran around. My dad was telling her it was stupid, because we weren’t, and sure enough my sisters tried ripping open the doors and couldn’t get it. They tried ripping on the door every which way and nothin’. Meanwhile, he watches me walk up to one, pull a bit, look at the plastic doohickie, and stick my lil’ finger in there to hold it down and grab whatever I wanted out of the cabinet.

    Sure, nowadays I’m fucking stupid, but that’s partially because I don’t have good finger strength when it comes to those stupid damn plastic door handle shelves. Shit, I’ve seen grown adults struggle with those things. Those models in your house are old as shit. The new ones are so over the top ridiculous you want to punch whomever created them.

  • jurrell hudson

    yes because assaulting your kids is the way to go, my mother was terrified of her father, she respected him out of fear, my mother beat me *or spanked me* but thats not what made me respect her, it was the values she displayed, she was barely there mind you, always worked. she just did was she suppose to do and led by example. if you have to beat your kid for them to respect thats fear not respect. coming from 3 generations of beatings, i would know. the kids today have no guidance you can beat a kid til their blue in the face but if you dont raise them right you just raised the next murder because all they know is violence, people keep thinking it was the beatings that were good for you, no thats wasnt what was good it was values your parents taught you, the beatings were just a byproduct of bad parenting. but stop thinking "oh its because you were spanked" stop the bs.

  • Anthony Hessling

    Love it so funny and love your ideas

  • Jason Clair

    The end was fucking priceless

  • Courtney Gomez

    I know that’s right.. I’ll beat your ass! Lol

  • Marjorie Fraser

    ha ha. I’m with you on this one king. no means no in my house too

  • Liz W

    I lovvvve u. lol same parenting techniques haha get out of there or I’ll beat your fucking ass

  • I washere

    <3 King

  • Kyle Pawlitzki

    sooo awesome i laugh sooo hard watching these vids

  • T00 POINT 0H

    sandwiches

  • Jeff Stephenson

    Lol yeah amiri.these parents need to get there far asses off there cell phone and take care of there kids

  • Alex

    You remind me of my grandfather rip pep speaking the truth

  • Joshua Schaffer

    Hudson and Barclay. HAHAHAHA

  • Tanner Larson

    Amen

  • Mark Belden

    I love this guy

  • I-YELL- A-LOT

    LOL BAE BAE KIDS

  • richard sims

    grow some balls you basic bitches

  • David Bevis

    We had those cabinet things in our place growing up, but it was a piece of shit trailer that was falling apart so they were just there to keep the doors from being open all the time lol

  • Christian Berg

    Your the man bro fist bump

  • gears5336

    Amiri you’re a brilliant man, that shit you said about Johnny Cash and modern country music was absolute gospel

  • polish0110

    that ending……my sides hurt….

  • Jonathan Mauney

    awesome …!!

  • Davier Russell

    😂😂😂

  • donna taylor

    Im a female ad I raised 3 kids all by myself with NO child support,No welfare and when I said NO I meant NO! Now my 3 kids are parents and when they say NO they mean NO…..You are so right…parents need to be parents again….now excuse me I need to go and make a sandwich……

  • Joey Buttafuoco

    Whenever I acted up or didn’t listen, I got my ass whooped! It was pretty simple, listen to my parents or get an ass whoopin!

  • Joe Engle

    hahah

  • Devon Kaemmerling

    Amen sir. Even after my parents divorced and my dad didn’t live with us anymore he had instilled the fear of god into me. I never tried to sneak out of the house, missed curfew, ANYTHING. If my mom told my dad.. I knew I’d be grounded for life. And also get beheaded. Fear of the ass-whooping is one of the best parenting tools.

  • jvilljake DeMars

    Lmao wow… keeping it real.

  • Thomas Edward

    23 single moms or parent less kids disliked this video.

  • OOM-9

    "Tough love Motherfucker!"

  • Timothy raise hell eat biscuts

    amen

  • josh aldridge

    👍👍👍👍couldn’t agree more if you was doing your job as a parent you wouldn’t have to install that stupid shit 🇺🇸

  • AllusiveGold

    I fucking love it. The truth hurts and that’s the only reason someone would disagree with this. It’s a shame what this world has come to.

  • richard sims

    or make a sandwich

  • Shannon Bass

    This is so damn true. On Point as usual

  • pjmsii

    Love this rant!!!!!!! Amen

  • Alekwon

    this shit is funny as hell

  • Future Trunks

    Oh yeah cuz whooping a kid always works! Fucking moron, talkin about how people today dress and talk I’m pretty sure people older than you said the same shit about you as a kid so please, SHUT THE FUCK UP MORON!

  • Doug and Ty Parks

    Hell to the yeah. SANDWICHES! 2 daughters here and I dont have some gay cabinet door thingys. It’s simply stay out of the cabinet or its a$$ whoopin time. I had my a$$ whooped A LOT! And I guarantee u its the fear of GOD that stops bad behavior.

  • Adam Seibert

    Sandwhiches

  • tjtank20

    Word. If they don’t listen: break out the belt 😐

  • Nate Fissel

    Got my vote. Keep going bud!

  • Robert Nickles

    I was also born in 1979

  • Gong Tuff

    real talk brotha

  • Guffey Drywall15

    Alright, I’ll take them off my cabinets… where can I buy ass beatins’ at? Lowes don’t sell them. I seen a couple at Walmart but the people who had them were in a big hurry to get the hell out of that store!!!

  • Tom Cat

    Don’t forget Amiri that you were once a kid too. Don’t forget the good amount of teenage Amiri’s people like me had to endure all those years. Yeah you’ll do the right thing by making sure your kids don’t fuck up like you did but if they do, well, what goes around, COMES AROUND!!! what you sow, you REAP!!!

  • Mandy Hayes

    I fucking love this guy

  • Adam Grizzly

    this dude speaks on his personal experience like just bcuz it works for him, it will work for everyone else.